19: The Goal of Having Goals

Pontus is all alone today
The story about the five birds
Petter’s entrance
A new accent is invented
- Shnes shus shloff shenf shriff
Goals
- Pontus has like more of a general direction than specific goals
- This talk critisizing our obsession with goals
- The goal of having goals
Mindstorms, a book by Seymour Papert about education
Workshops with The Original Trio
Rethinking education
The Art of Hanging Up

2015-02-25 • Ladda ner MP3

18: Petter's Soliloquy

Pontus tried to talk about songwriting last episode
Petter’s How to shave your chest
- The botched video on Right This Minute
Pontus and Petter’s venerable blog (Swedish) (English)
Zero views
- Article about unwatched videos on the internet
- Petit Tube, where you get a stream of unwatched youtube videos
Attention Socialism
Ticket control
Pontus’ childhood dream was stolen by this guy
Songwriting
- Petter’s Tinder love songs
- Musical superpowers
Examples
Kalle’s job at SIBA (Swedish International Development Cooperation Agency)

2015-02-14 • Ladda ner MP3

17: Like liking "like"-like liking

Polish dubbing
Uninteresting stuff
- Alcazar
- Bluetooth speakers (Petter has this one)
B (see last episode)
Songwriting
Culture, like “like” culture
Big ideas and delusions of grandeur

2015-02-06 • Ladda ner MP3

16: Fairfans

Fan email
- Cryptic email from kepsfan3@gmail.com (bounty: $5, unless you are kepsfan3, then you get nothing, obvs)
- Email from Rolf about phone and music reviews
Fairphone
- Conflict minerals
- Documentary Blood in the Mobile (don’t know if it’s any good)
- Android versions
Materials

2015-02-04 • Ladda ner MP3

15: Swipe to the Left

What have we been up to?
- Pontus: Working
- Kalle: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 (gotta love them Hollywood titles)
- Petter: Eating more slowly
The rest of the episode is a special surprise/a study in narcissicm/bullshit depending on how you look at it
- Here are some pictures of Petter’s thing.
- Actually, just after we recorded this episode I listened to this. I think that podcast is Kepskast’s (vastly more entertaining) twin sister.
Pontus’s app ideas
- Recommendation app → Stamped
- Nearby people → Highlight (and a dozen others)
sex.sex.sex
Her

2015-01-29 • Ladda ner MP3

14: Free Willy

Owning cats is weird.
- Owning other stuff is also weird?
- Life is unfair.
- The extent to which we have not earned our economical priviligue.
Thought experiment: Should we own our bodies?
- Trafficing and rape are examples of when humans get deprived of their bodies.
- Political aspects of owning.
Petter doesn’t get to the point and the others want to slow it down a little.
- Pontus owns two birds.
- Free Willy is a bad idea.
- Do birds really care about surviving as individuals?
- Projecting human values onto other species.
Veganism
- Plants do not have the right to their plant bodies.
Petter keeps trying to get back to the thought experiment and struggles to get to the point.
- Should “good-looking” people give away their bodies to “ugly” people for them to also get some great sex?
- Why is it so uncomfortable, psychologically speaking, to be deprived of the right to our bodies?
- Pontus doesn’t get it.
Sorry to our listener but we don’t have time to write proper show notes for this episode. https://www.facebook.com/petter.rylen/posts/10205577997234237?pnref=story
- (Sorry again, listener, Petter is acting very entitled.)
Petter gets to the point at the end.
- (Disappointment ensues.)
- (Political correctness ensues.)
- (Ensuing ensues.)

2015-01-06 • Ladda ner MP3

13: Snotty Dog

What english accent should we use?
- Swenglish
- Brittish
- Indian
- Is it OK to make fun of countries’ bad english accents?
Petter recounts an anecdote from his midnight biking adventures.
- It was raining dogs.
- Petter talks about his feelings for dogs.
- Dogs don’t get hurt when you bike in to them.
Keps members revealing their height and weight.
- Kalle invented a new revolutionary way of measuring BMI.
- Kalle is fatter then Pontus.
- Petter is really fat. And he’s not even fat.
Petter likes Lars Von Trier.
- DISCLAIMER: Petter is ~~not~~ a nazi.
- Who’s Petter’s dad?
- Does this have anything to do with dogs?
Do dogs have BMI?
- Disputes on how to calculate it.
- Pontus namedrops dog breeds.
  - I was reading from the BMI page! I don’t know anything about dogs! (Egyptian Polo Dog)
- The BMI calculator can’t take it.
- Veterinarian listeners please help us (LINK TO FEEDBACK).
- Keps respect and listen to all opinions and input they’re given.
Fighting and bad vibes erupt.
- Petter gets sad and tired.
- Nothing can cheer him up.
- He needs to make a birthday song for his girlfriend.
Live barbershop
- Makes Petter losing his hearing ability on a specific frequency.
Feedback time (LINK TO FEEDBACK AGAIN)
- Please tell us if you want to be anonymous with your feedback. (Sorry Göran!!)
Snot traumas
- Sex fantasies
- Kalle tells an asnotishing story from school.
Pontus skipped being 20.
Pontus is a snorer.
- Snorers snore
- Non-snorers don’t snore
- Snorers think everyone snors
Dog trauma
- Is Petter a human or a dog?
Pontus knows a lot about goldfish.
- Next episode Petter and Pontus are gonna team up to be mean to Kalle as well.
- Word war 2.

2014-11-26 • Ladda ner MP3

12: Out of the Cupboard with Kalle Jonsson

Pontus’s cyberspace birthday party
Kalle’s narcissism
Kalle’s cupboard
Life expectancy and the Robot Uprising
Talking about the South African weather
Narnia
Food
Arm hair
Comic books
- Asterix
- Tintin
Vegetarianism
The Monkey/Ape
Lies
Science

2014-11-19 • Ladda ner MP3

11: Until the End with Joakim Jalhed

First contact?
Secret breakfast
Norwegian “lunch”
Nordic political mentalities
- Feminism in Sweden vs Denmark vs Norway
Joakim lives in Norway
Fan questions
- Joakim’s favourite colour
- Joakim’s spirit animal
- Who does people Joakim look up to?
- Joakim’s desert island packing list
- Joakim’s desert island guest list
Sticks
- Areas of use
- Article about sticks by Joakim
- John Cage and stick music
Favourite beverages
- White russian
- Drug
Journalism
- Kulturimperiet (Empire of Culture), where Joakim is co-editor
- Interviewing techniques
- Feedback on Kepskast’s journalistic prowess
Stuff that keeps on going even though it shouldn’t
New music
- Fashion in music
- Does music evolve in tandem with social structure?
- Musical notation
- Are composers “inventors” of new music?
- Keps
- Johannes Kreidler’s Compression Sound Art
Jazz music
- Petter’s relapse
- The social role of jazz
- Has jazz become too academic?
English
References
Jazz name-dropping
- Thelonius monk
- John Coltrane
- Hannah Montana
- Joey Calderazzo and Jeff “Tain” Watts visited Petter’s school
- Free jazz vs real jazz
Knowing when things should end
- Pauline Oliveros’s Pathways to Grandmothers and Sonic Meditations
- Kepskast
Mushrooms
Joakim’s soundclouds
- Mort Rouge
- Cynthia Forlorne
Sound FX

2014-11-09 • Ladda ner MP3

10: Into the Woods with Petter Rylén

Petter: Self-appointed professor of practical creativity
- Petter forgot about this
- ~~Stipends~~ Grants
Petter: Student
Petter: Relapsing jazz pianist
- This year Petter will go back to being a jazz pianist
- The Original Trio is on a break
  - The drummer was kicked out of the band on stage during a concert
Petter: News junkie
- Blocking news sites and facebook
Petter: Narcissist
Petter: Home decorator
- Petter recently moved to a bigger room in his apartment
Petter: Observer
- Petter saw some “authentic” people on a train
Petter: Nature boy
- Grew up close to the woods
- Went to Vindelfjällen natural park
- Dreamed of moving to Alaska
Petter: Loner
- Petter tells us the story of his adventure in Vindelfjällen
- The lasting effects of being alone in the wilderness
- Social needs and loneliness
  - More lonely when alone in a big city than as the only human in a mile’s radius
- The value of belongings
Petter: Creator
- The Vindelfjällen experience has not directly inspired any creative works
- Creative statement: Try to always approach things a new way
- (Here Petter goes to dopeytown for a while)
Petter: Advisor
- Jazz advice
- Hiking advice
- Professorial advice
- Advice advice
Petter: Self-promoter
- Twitter
- Facebook
- Youtube
- LinkedIn
- Bands:
  - Keps
  - The Original Trio
Petter: Professional podcaster
- Talking in complete, or well, they can also be like the thing when you know I remember that time in the podcast when we were discussing something, I don’t know what, but that’s not the point, anyway, sentences

2014-11-06 • Ladda ner MP3

9: Privilege Undone

We don’t know what we are doing (that’s news?)
Undoing Privilege, a book by Bob Pease
Word war between Pontus and Petter (who really won?)
Back to the privilege thing
- Class privileges
- Race privileges
- Keps privileges?
Epilogue:
- Petter and Pontus clearing out some relational and behavioral issues
- Check out keps.cool! (oh, wait)
- Inventing some new words
- Scary ghost comes over to collect our souls

2014-11-04 • Ladda ner MP3

8: Iceland

Pontus had surgery to enhance the lower frequencies of his voice
- Now he can do ad reads.
- Our fans has commented on Pontus’ previously high-pitched voice being somewhat irritating.
- Kalle and Petter fundraised for the surgery but kept the money themselves.
We got some feedback.
- It’s in Swedish.
- We need to work on our grammar.
- We care a lot about our listeners.
- How should Kepskast be spelled in English?
- Pontus doesn’t want to remake our logo.
- Kepskast is not nationalistic.
Does Pontus’ new voice sound too boring, or too emotional?
- Pontus cries in every episode.
- Kalle and Petter offer to make him a castrato singer.
Icelandic is a great language for reaching people across the world.
- The are 12 different Icelands throughout the world.
- They do a lot of fishing.
- Kalle can say “hello iceland” in icelandic.
- Petter has an icelandic friend.
- There is internet on Iceland.
- But no trains.
- Petter reads from the Iceland wikipedia article.
Pontus tries to talk about board games and delusions of grandure.
- Petter interrupts him with more facts on Iceland.
- A really bad vibe is spreading out over Kepskast.
- Iceland is the most peaceful country in the world.
- Pontus gets derailed.
- Iceland is the world’s largest electricity per capita.
- Everybody starts fighting.
Fish

2014-10-07 • Ladda ner MP3

7: They're Taking Our Pleasures Too!

Quiz match point
- Bamboo
Will robots take over our jobs?
Meta-kepskast
- Evaluation
- Uh, erm, yes, well, um, hmm
- Cut people off!
- Petter’s going to South Africa

2014-09-23 • Ladda ner MP3

6: Trash Risk

Having friends (not)
Grow your cult with this one weird trick!
Pontus finally takes out the trash (it was starting to smell)
- This story began in episode 1
- Petter and Kalle reacts
- Dubbeldusch
Telling stories
- What is a true story?
- A big fight breaks out
Fighting and board games
- Petter fought over Settlers of Catan
- Having fun while losing
- Risk
  - Lux Delux (Risk online)
  - Micro is important in StarCraft
- Monopoly
- “Fia med knuff” a.k.a. Mensch ärgere dich nicht (meaning “Man, don’t get annoyed”).
- Alias
- Twister
- Chess
- Chess 2
- Fan-made rules for Cyvasse, the game in Game of Thrones.
- A Game of Thrones: The Board Game
- Pandemic, a cooperative game about fighting disease.

2014-09-14 • Ladda ner MP3

5: Epic Upbringing

Kepskast in English (finally!)
Working for the man (or woman)
- Pontus is teaching at Chalmers.
- Kalle is looking for a job.
- Petter has never heard of working.
Kepskast is epic.
- Pontus falls asleep.
- Petter’s nose is still full of snot.
Limiting video game time
- Petter couldn’t stop playing Ceasar III.
- Is this because of childhood limitation of one hour per day?
- How much video games should we let our kids play?
- Pontus could play as much as he wanted.
- Do parents setting limitations know what they are talking about?
- Petter’s dad played Railroad Tycoon 2
Socially accepted hobbies
- Professional gaming?
- Football players get injured and are a burden to the society.
- Robyn quit high school to do music.
- In the USA, Women above 18 play more video games than men under 18
- Parents should support their children’s choices and interests.
Pontus doesn’t like school.
Petter makes a bold confession.
- The SCUM Manifesto is a great idea.
- Pontus doesn’t like the killing part.
Feminism is a logical name considering it’s a movement working against the patriarchy.
- Pontus is interested in the term genderist (as seen in this talk by Joss Whedon)
- Words are important.
The rest of Petter’s list
- Floorball
- Piano
- -isms

2014-09-06 • Ladda ner MP3

4: Landet Afrika

Logic är programmet vi använder för att klippa Kepskast
Kalle har skaffat en Fairphone, en Android-telefon.
Snor
- Petter har kanske hösnuva
- Snyta sig
  - Lena näsdukar
  - I vattenkranen (?)
- Petters superkraft
Pontus har hittat många “kan vi klippa bort det sen” (finns på sidan för avsnitt 1).
Uppföljning teleportering (från avsnitt 1).
- Vattenbrist p.g.a. teleport
- Hur stor solskyddsfaktor behövs jättenära solen?
- Strålningssköld
- Hur upplevs teleportering?
- Etiken bakom teleport
- Felkorrigering vid teleport
- The Prestige (nej, förresten)
Identiska partiklar
- Pontus lyckas inte övertyga Petter
Kan vi inte prata om superhjältar?
- Jo.
- Petter: snor
- Kalle: snabb
- Pontus: ???
EM-finalen i 1500 m
- Abeba Aregawi
- Sifan Hassan
- Alla från landet Afrika känner varandra
- Resultatet
Invandrare i landet Kebnekaise
- Grannskapsnationer (avsnitt 2)
- Invandrarvatten
- Svenska fjällen är den enda sanna ursprungsbefolkningen
- Avlägsna resten av världen
Kepskast in English?
- Fördel: Öppet för folk från andra länder
- Nackdel: Öppet för folk från andra länder
- Vårt fantafstitka flow
Den ironiska rasismjargongen ovan
- Köksbordsrasism
- Podcastrasism
Danmark
- Venstre
- Radikale Venstre
- Politiska partier i Danmark
- Sortera och särbehandla invandrare efter var de kommer ifrån
- Petter rånar Danmark
Ekonomi
- Guldmyntfot (Gold Standard)
- Ska människorna tjäna ekonomin eller ekonomin tjäna människorna?
Man rår inte för det sammanhang man föds in i
- Svårt när man migrerar till ett annat sammanhang
Myten om massinvandring
- Över en million Syriska flyktingar i Libanon (Amnestyrapport)
- Vad skulle hände om faktisk massinvandring skedde?
- Att välja att tigga på gatan i Sverige
Seriefigurer
- Tintin
- X-Men
Kepskastspråk igen
- Ska vi fråga lyssnarna?
- Näe… ni får gnälla.
- Inslag på andra språk
- Nervös “alla är lika värda”-censur

2014-08-26 • Ladda ner MP3

3: Meningen med livet

Uppföljning giftermål (se avsnitt 2)
Försäkringskassans telefonsystem
- Guide till självbetjäning via telefon
Geocaching
Petter vill prata politik
- Behöver vi jobba?
Är livet meningsfullt?
- Petter blir deppig
- Pratar vi nog om våra känslor?
- Hur definierar vi lycka?
Hångla med vem som helst på stan
Pontus har ny fågel (j-la materialist)
- Lusfluga
- Podcastfåglar
- Henom eller honem?
IRL

2014-08-21 • Ladda ner MP3

2: keps.cool

Google+ suger
Petters farmor har skaffat Facebook!
(bevare henne väl …)
Gifta sig av praktiska skäl
- Migrationsverket
- Äktenskapsbalken
Svengelska
Lokalt styre
- Världsfred genom I-landsproblem
Petter uppfinner AR (Augmented Reality)
- Google Glass
- Instagram (ägs av Facebook)
- RjDj – “Sonic experience”
VR (Virtual Reality)
- Oculus (ägs av Facebook)
- Presentation om VR för den som är nyfiken
Coca Colas fantastiska reklam (tack Joakim!)
Keps letar nytt domännamn (webbadress)
- Nya toppnivådomäner
- keps.cool

2014-08-02 • Ladda ner MP3

1: "kan vi klippa bort det sen"

Nippel (Engelska: Nipple)
Styrketräning
Mem (Engelska: Meme)
- Know Your Meme har en databas med internetmem.
“kan vi klippa bort det sen”
- Uppträdde först i Keps första låt Man ska bara ha.
- Andra exempel:
  - Accidental Tech Podcast (vid 1:57:40)
  - Exponent (jag orkar inte leta upp exakt var)
  - Humorhimlen (vid 2:33)
  - The Jeff and Casey Show (vid 25:25)
  - Shut Up & Sit Down (vid 3:07)
  - The Talk Show (vid 7:25)
  - Terminal 7 (vid 1:29:30)
Pontus undulat Burr bortflugen
Feedback
- Lyssnaransvar
- Skicka pengar till kepskollektivet@gmail.com.
När kommer alla vara nakna?
Teleporttillämpningar
- Bada
- Kirurgi
Partikelterapi: strålning som cancerbehandling.
Åderlåtning (Engelska: Bloodletting)
Pontus sopor

2014-07-30 • Ladda ner MP3